The List


The list Intro: D A D A G D I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about 1 am A I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman D She hands me a grocery list, and I say: 'what is this?' A G She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it G 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately D a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet G a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water A G D a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee D She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically A there's a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy D the daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it A G D but you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree G 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately D a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet G a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water A G D a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee D I walk up to the door of the grocery store A G D preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for D I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you A G D and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you G 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately D a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet G a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water A G D a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee